Intro:[G  A]

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Look at the average person
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speak to the man in the street.
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Can you imagine the first one you'd meet? 

[A  C  A]

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Well, I'm talking to a former engine driver (Dri-ver),
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trying to find out what he used to do.
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Tells me that he always kept his engine (En-gine),
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spit and polished up as good as new.
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But he said his only great ambition
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was to work with lions in a zoo.
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Oh, to work with lions in a zoo.

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Yes dear, you heard right,
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told me his ambition was to work with lions every night.

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Look at the average person
speak to the man on the beat 
Can you imagine the first one you'd meet? 

[A  C  A]

Well, I met a woman working as a waitress (Waitress),
I asked exactly what it was she did.
Said she worked the summer crowd at seasides (Seasides),
winter time she ran away and hid.
Once she had a hollywood audition
but the part was given to a kid.

Yes,the part was given to a kid.
Yes sir, you heard it right,
hollywood ambition made a starlet grown up overnight.

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Inter:[Am  G  Bb  F  E]

Well, I bumped into a man who'd been a boxer (Boxer),
asked him what had been his greatest night.
He looked into the corners of his memory (Memory),
searching for a picture of the fight.
But he said he always had a feeling
that he lacked a little extra height
(Could have used a little extra height).

Yes mate, you heard right,
he always had a feeling that he might have lacked a little height.

[Dm  A  Dm  A  Dm  G  A]
[Dm  A] x4

Look at the average person
speak to the man in the queue
Can you imagine the first one you'd meet?

[A  C  A  C  A  C]

Look at the average person.